India Shining

Dear India,

Congratulations on your 25th anniversary of meting out swift justice to over 4000 men, women, and children in just under 5 days time. May the dim flicker of their smoldering corpses forever be eclipsed by the blinding light of your success!

Here's my humble tribute to the lasting achievements of that glorious time - mob rule, indiscriminate violence, and a continuing culture of impunity. It's the least I could do: following in a tradition of yours, of course.

-Your Secret Admirer