Coming Soon to Fox...The Kramer Show!

Item! By now, you've probably seen or heard about Michael Richard's exciting comeback with new material so controversial that the whole planet is talking about it. The bigwigs at Fox (a network no stranger to controversy) think its so fresh and edgy that they're already developing a pilot for the upcoming 2007 lineup. Here's a sneak peek:

Gobble Gobble, b*tches.

Q: What could be more shamelessly materialist, conspicuously consumptive, and unabashedly consumerist than an entire day devoted towards turn shopping into a full contact sport?

A: How about a bacon coated turducken!

Wishing all y'all a Happy Black Friday 2006.