Is This Thing On?

Uh...hi.

Um...my name...is...

Wait....no.

Sorry. Let...let me try that again.

Heh. I'm not very good at this. I...don't really like to...heh...I haven't done something like this since...well...ever. Perhaps I should lighten the mood. Well, Toastmasters recommends opening with a joke. So...let me try that...Wait! I'm not being too awkward now, am I? Okay, good. Sorry. I've never really done this before...

Oh, I already said that. Sorry.

...So yeah...a joke....................

God, I can't really think of one right now! Sorry.

Sorry I keep on saying sorry! It's sort of a bad habit. I mean, it is a bad habit. Okay, I think I'm talking too fast now. My lifestyle consultant says I should speak slowly and clearly. Sorry. God! I did it again!

Okay. I thought of a joke. Um, here goes......*ahem*:

Hehe...Jer...Jerry Seinfeld once said that at a funeral, most people would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy!

...Hehe...

Be...because more people are afraid of public speaking than death...

Um, I think there was supposed to be a punchline there....but anywaaaaays...I chose that joke because I thought it was pretty relevant to the situation at hand. Heh...

I'm talking too fast again, aren't I? Sorry.

You know what? I totally forgot what I was going to tell you guys. Just...just...forget about it. I...I'm just gonna go. Yeah. Sorry about wasting your time. Um...bye.











God, I'm so awkward.