My, How You've Grown!

Namaste, Salaam, and Sat Sri Kal! Welcome to my humble blog! I was so excited to see all of you that I've gone and wet myself. (Sorry, mummy!) In anticipation of my debut at the Dhamaal LoveFest Party, I'll soon be posting some of my DJ sets, remixes, and original tracks on this page...after my afternoon nap, of course. Check back soon.

Do I have some Gerber Cream of Carrot in my mustache? No? Okay, good. I thought I felt something. Hm...whatever. Probably nothing.